Game of Thrones valentine cards

bishopia:

Because I love you all (as friends) and I love Game of Thrones, I combined them both into some sweet valentine’s day cards for you to give to your sweetheart or favorite prostitute. Enjoy! Click for big version or get the bigger printable version…

RELATED: I’ve got two prints with these characters for sale at inprnt.com - House Stark and just about everyone.

Minuta za poezijo: Hvalnica sanjam

mtm68:

V sanjah

slikam kot Vermeer van Delft.

Tekoče govorim grško,

in to ne samo z živimi.

Vozim avto,

ki me uboga.

Nadarjena sem,

pišem velike pesnitve:

Slišim glasove

nič manj razločno od pravih svetnikov.

Začudili bi se,

prelepo igram na klavir.

Letam, kot se spodobi,

se pravi sama od…

Domoooov on Flickr.Domoooov

Domoooov on Flickr.

Domoooov

stripedhouses: light shows the way, nykarleby, september 2011

stripedhouses:

light shows the way,

nykarleby,

september 2011

Radol’ca.

Radol’ca.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, baby.

Justin Halpern: A Conversation With My Dad

justinhalpern:

(My dad and I, 1983)

So yesterday the TV show based off the twitter feed, and my book, Shit My Dad Says, was cancelled. I worked on the show for the last year. It was a bummer, until I remembered that I got a TV show based off a twitter feed and a book and was basically the luckiest…

Sonceee (Taken with picplz.)

Sonceee (Taken with picplz.)

tumblrofthrones: lannisnow: kari-kurofai: In which Kari rants about Game Of Thrones ep 2 and wonders why the fuck she’s still watching this show. So first it starts out with that boring ungodly long opening in which time I eat my dinner really fast so that when stuff get’s gross, it’s too late to upset my stomach as much. Or something. Whatever, weird logic is weird. Basically, I learned my lesson last time. ANYWHO. After the opening the blond girlie is riding on her pretty horsie and the only nice guy in her whole caravan of weirdos is like, “You need to eat.” And she basically just looks at him like And then he’s all, “It get’s easier.” Which led to me screamin at the computer, “Rape gets EASIER?!” Blah-di-blah, it goes to the midget guy bitchin out his nephew. In which time I became highly suspicious that the nephew kid is the producct of the twinest because his face is kinda squashy and odd looking. Then, the midget who I didn’t like much before slapped the possibly twincest product child like, “BOO YOU WHORE” two or three times. So of course I was like And during this whole family hoedown goin on, we find out that Raisin Bran is ALIVE! Which is good, cause he’s my favorite. So then some stuff happens with the twincest family, idgaf, and I’m slightly suspicious ALL the kids are products of it, because they’re all blond. *le shrug* Anyways, suddenly twincest mama comes into Raisin Bran’s room where his mama has been moping about and I’m like GTFO. YOU LEAVE RAISIN BRAN ALONE YOU BITCH! Don’t think I have forgotten you helped in getting poor innocent Raisin Bran pushed out of that tower. Bitch. I’ll cut you. So twincest mama talks to Bran’s mama all, “I lost a son once, I’ma pray for you kiddo lol kay?” And I’m just   After that twincesty brother appears to harras Jon. My basic reaction tho was like mostly cause Jon was on screen again. Also, FYI, for some reason he reminds of of Darren. As in For serious. Anywho, twincest bro is all like, “LOL you gotta gaurd that wall foevah. Now I’ma mollest your hand real quick and stare you down kay?” And Jon’s appropriate response is After that Arya and her cute doggy get some screentime folding clothes and stuff so I’m like Then Jon comes in all, “Kay bye I’m leaving” and acting all nice and shit. And even though I adore him, this show has made me so suspicious of EVERYTHING, especially with siblings so throughout the whole first part of the scene I was like But instead they just had an awesome normal sibling hug and she got a bamf sword she named Needle. Not very creative, but whatever floats your boat. I’m just glad nothing weird happened. So then Jon goes a la-di-dah to Raisin Bran’s room and I’m like, “YES! My two fav characters have a scene together again!” And Jon was all, “Aw, Raisin Bran, I kno we said we’d see the wall together but you’re all broke now so I’ma have to see it first and b’aww, you can come visit.” And I’m just From the cute. And then Raisin Bran’s mom goes, “I want you to leave” and I’m just like Bitch. BITCH. He’s so nice and all to all your kiddos and Raisin Bran. Just cause he’s not yours doesn’t mean you have to bitch to him. B< I hate that shit. Taking your hate for what someone else did on the kid. And then the most adorable scene in the whole show so far when Jon kisses Raisin Bran’s forehead. Then Raisin Bran’s mama bitches about shit to Boromir and Boromir mostly ignores her and thus, so do I. Bitch, deal. And then Jon brohugs one of his other half bros that is not Raisin Bran and I can’t remember his name. But it was cute and I was all I don’t need them nasty rape scenes and twincest, just show me more brotherly cuteness all over. K thanks. So they go la-di-dah off in a big parade towards wherever the fuck. Before Jon goes with the other wall watchmen whatevers, he’s like, “Boromir daddy, tell me about my mama.” And Boromir says, “I promise to tell you when we meet again, but not now.” And then they seperate. I get the feeling you’re not gonna see eachother again. People who say shit like that tend to die. Just sayin. So then Boromir and the fat king have luncheon and talk about stuff. And for once fat king is right about something, and wants to gank the blond kids on the other side of the ocean, but Boromir is all, “Nothing’s gonna happen. You’re overreacting and shit.” And they talk about girls and say tits a lot. After that we see the braid man and the blond girl getting it on in the tent with the doggy style, which seems to be the only sex position in this series. I’m just like Unamused. Seriously, stop it with those scenes, show. It’s interesting and entertaining until that shit and then I just get angry. During which tho, blond girl looks at the dragon eggs from last ep and all I can think is, “Those damn things should magically hatch and eat the braid man. B<” But I think my hopes are in vain. The scene switches to Jon and the midget who is now pretty BAMF in my eyes talkin about being different and basically bonding over whine and stuff. *le shrug* So then it goes back to Raisin Brans room where some guy comes in all “I’m here to kill Raisin Bran the miracle kid who survived the fall from the tower yo.” And then bitch mama jumps on him to stop him, hanging onto the knife he’s got with her hands. HER HANDS. She’s like gushing blood everywhere and this knife is cutting through her palms and I’m just like Screaming, “Aaaah! Your hands!” and “AAAAH! PROTECT RAISIN BRAN!” Then Raisin Bran’s wolf comes and eats the guy, so it’s all good. It goes back to blond girl then and she’s surrounded by pretty ladies and is like, “Lol, leave me with the only girl without a funny accent so we can talk about sex.” So they do. And she’s like, “Teach me how to make braid man happy.” Yeah … So then Jon sees the epicshit wall and I swear to god (this might just be because he looks like Darren but …) I thought he was gonna be like, “This wall!” For serious. The look on his face. So then it goes back to Raisin Bran’s mama and she snoops around the tower Raisin Bran fell from and magically finds a hair from twincest mama Bitch has good eyes. Whoa. So then Raisin Bran’s bro and mama and some other old dudes have a secret meeting in the forest and realize Raisin Bran was pushed and that shit is suspicious And mama goes back to kiss Raisin Bran goodbye cause she’s gonna go warn Boromir. And it’s not even half as cute as when Jon did it. Just sayin. After that, shit gets kinda lesbian. But considering it wasn’t incest or rape which was a first But then there was more sex of blond girl and the mean braid man. After that red haired girly who I forgot about and I THINK is related to all the cool people gets scared by a scary bald man and comforted by some manly dude who’s super nice to her. But then the squishy faced possible twincest kid comes up like, “That ginger is mine, bitch.” I feel an affair coming on. So the ginger is all fangirly over squishy boy, wtf I don’t even know why. And she’s like, “Oh, he’s so awesome, I’ma wander into the woods with him la-di-dah.” In said woods, squish faced prince boy beats on some poor ginger boy and then tries to hack Arya in two. But then her wolfie comes and bites the eff out of squish boy’s arm and Arya chucks his sword into the river But because of that she has to make her puppy leave. So then there’s some sort of trail thing and ginger girl lies about what happened cause she’s a lying lie-face. And the twincest mama is like, “Well we’ll kill your puppy since your sister’s puppy ran away. I’ma bitch about shit because I feel like it.” So Boromir is all, “Fine, I’ll go kill the puppy.” So he does. And that’s not cool. No puppy killing. That’s bad. B< But when that happens for some reason Raisin Bran wakes up which is So I guess I’m watching this show now. Even tho it’s WEIRD AS FUCK. This entire post is fucking hilarious. The fact that you haven’t read the books and you’re picking up on so much shit like SanSan and other more spoilery things is like fucking amazing. You’re boss. I like you and your reviews. I hope you stick with the show, Kari, because I enjoyed your review. That you feel so strongly about so many things is a good sign. The show’s getting to you, in a good way. :)

tumblrofthrones:

lannisnow:

kari-kurofai:

In which Kari rants about Game Of Thrones ep 2 and wonders why the fuck she’s still watching this show.

So first it starts out with that boring ungodly long opening in which time I eat my dinner really fast so that when stuff get’s gross, it’s too late to upset my stomach as much. Or something. Whatever, weird logic is weird. Basically, I learned my lesson last time.

ANYWHO. After the opening the blond girlie is riding on her pretty horsie and the only nice guy in her whole caravan of weirdos is like, “You need to eat.” And she basically just looks at him like

And then he’s all, “It get’s easier.” Which led to me screamin at the computer, “Rape gets EASIER?!”

Blah-di-blah, it goes to the midget guy bitchin out his nephew. In which time I became highly suspicious that the nephew kid is the producct of the twinest because his face is kinda squashy and odd looking. Then, the midget who I didn’t like much before slapped the possibly twincest product child like, “BOO YOU WHORE” two or three times. So of course I was like

And during this whole family hoedown goin on, we find out that Raisin Bran is ALIVE!

Which is good, cause he’s my favorite.

So then some stuff happens with the twincest family, idgaf, and I’m slightly suspicious ALL the kids are products of it, because they’re all blond. *le shrug*

Anyways, suddenly twincest mama comes into Raisin Bran’s room where his mama has been moping about and I’m like

GTFO. YOU LEAVE RAISIN BRAN ALONE YOU BITCH!

Don’t think I have forgotten you helped in getting poor innocent Raisin Bran pushed out of that tower. Bitch. I’ll cut you.

So twincest mama talks to Bran’s mama all, “I lost a son once, I’ma pray for you kiddo lol kay?”

And I’m just

 

After that twincesty brother appears to harras Jon. My basic reaction tho was like

mostly cause Jon was on screen again. Also, FYI, for some reason he reminds of of Darren. As in

For serious. Anywho, twincest bro is all like, “LOL you gotta gaurd that wall foevah. Now I’ma mollest your hand real quick and stare you down kay?”

And Jon’s appropriate response is

After that Arya and her cute doggy get some screentime folding clothes and stuff so I’m like

Then Jon comes in all, “Kay bye I’m leaving” and acting all nice and shit. And even though I adore him, this show has made me so suspicious of EVERYTHING, especially with siblings so throughout the whole first part of the scene I was like

But instead they just had an awesome normal sibling hug and she got a bamf sword she named Needle. Not very creative, but whatever floats your boat. I’m just glad nothing weird happened.

So then Jon goes a la-di-dah to Raisin Bran’s room and I’m like, “YES! My two fav characters have a scene together again!”

And Jon was all, “Aw, Raisin Bran, I kno we said we’d see the wall together but you’re all broke now so I’ma have to see it first and b’aww, you can come visit.”

And I’m just

From the cute. And then Raisin Bran’s mom goes, “I want you to leave” and I’m just like

Bitch. BITCH. He’s so nice and all to all your kiddos and Raisin Bran. Just cause he’s not yours doesn’t mean you have to bitch to him. B< I hate that shit. Taking your hate for what someone else did on the kid.

And then the most adorable scene in the whole show so far when Jon kisses Raisin Bran’s forehead.

Then Raisin Bran’s mama bitches about shit to Boromir and Boromir mostly ignores her and thus, so do I. Bitch, deal.

And then Jon brohugs one of his other half bros that is not Raisin Bran and I can’t remember his name. But it was cute and I was all

I don’t need them nasty rape scenes and twincest, just show me more brotherly cuteness all over. K thanks.

So they go la-di-dah off in a big parade towards wherever the fuck. Before Jon goes with the other wall watchmen whatevers, he’s like, “Boromir daddy, tell me about my mama.” And Boromir says, “I promise to tell you when we meet again, but not now.”

And then they seperate. I get the feeling you’re not gonna see eachother again. People who say shit like that tend to die. Just sayin.

So then Boromir and the fat king have luncheon and talk about stuff. And for once fat king is right about something, and wants to gank the blond kids on the other side of the ocean, but Boromir is all, “Nothing’s gonna happen. You’re overreacting and shit.” And they talk about girls and say tits a lot.

After that we see the braid man and the blond girl getting it on in the tent with the doggy style, which seems to be the only sex position in this series. I’m just like

Unamused. Seriously, stop it with those scenes, show. It’s interesting and entertaining until that shit and then I just get angry.

During which tho, blond girl looks at the dragon eggs from last ep and all I can think is, “Those damn things should magically hatch and eat the braid man. B<” But I think my hopes are in vain.

The scene switches to Jon and the midget who is now pretty BAMF in my eyes talkin about being different and basically bonding over whine and stuff. *le shrug*

So then it goes back to Raisin Brans room where some guy comes in all

“I’m here to kill Raisin Bran the miracle kid who survived the fall from the tower yo.” And then bitch mama jumps on him to stop him, hanging onto the knife he’s got with her hands. HER HANDS. She’s like gushing blood everywhere and this knife is cutting through her palms and I’m just like

Screaming, “Aaaah! Your hands!” and “AAAAH! PROTECT RAISIN BRAN!”

Then Raisin Bran’s wolf comes and eats the guy, so it’s all good.

It goes back to blond girl then and she’s surrounded by pretty ladies and is like, “Lol, leave me with the only girl without a funny accent so we can talk about sex.” So they do. And she’s like, “Teach me how to make braid man happy.”

Yeah …

So then Jon sees the epicshit wall and I swear to god (this might just be because he looks like Darren but …) I thought he was gonna be like, “This wall!”

For serious. The look on his face.

So then it goes back to Raisin Bran’s mama and she snoops around the tower Raisin Bran fell from and magically finds a hair from twincest mama

Bitch has good eyes. Whoa.

So then Raisin Bran’s bro and mama and some other old dudes have a secret meeting in the forest and realize Raisin Bran was pushed and that shit is suspicious

And mama goes back to kiss Raisin Bran goodbye cause she’s gonna go warn Boromir. And it’s not even half as cute as when Jon did it. Just sayin.

After that, shit gets kinda lesbian.

But considering it wasn’t incest or rape which was a first

But then there was more sex of blond girl and the mean braid man.

After that red haired girly who I forgot about and I THINK is related to all the cool people gets scared by a scary bald man and comforted by some manly dude who’s super nice to her. But then the squishy faced possible twincest kid comes up like, “That ginger is mine, bitch.” I feel an affair coming on.

So the ginger is all fangirly over squishy boy, wtf I don’t even know why. And she’s like, “Oh, he’s so awesome, I’ma wander into the woods with him la-di-dah.”

In said woods, squish faced prince boy beats on some poor ginger boy and then tries to hack Arya in two.

But then her wolfie comes and bites the eff out of squish boy’s arm and Arya chucks his sword into the river

But because of that she has to make her puppy leave.

So then there’s some sort of trail thing and ginger girl lies about what happened cause she’s a lying lie-face. And the twincest mama is like, “Well we’ll kill your puppy since your sister’s puppy ran away. I’ma bitch about shit because I feel like it.”

So Boromir is all, “Fine, I’ll go kill the puppy.”

So he does. And that’s not cool. No puppy killing. That’s bad. B<

But when that happens for some reason Raisin Bran wakes up which is

So I guess I’m watching this show now. Even tho it’s WEIRD AS FUCK.

This entire post is fucking hilarious.

The fact that you haven’t read the books and you’re picking up on so much shit like SanSan and other more spoilery things is like fucking amazing.

You’re boss. I like you and your reviews.

I hope you stick with the show, Kari, because I enjoyed your review. That you feel so strongly about so many things is a good sign. The show’s getting to you, in a good way. :)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY